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Tekst: Niels Libeer
Muziek: It ain't gonna rain no more
  1. There used to be a failing Bard:
    sex was no spectacle.
    But now he is a Warlock
    and uses a tentacle.
    It ain't gonna rain no more, no more.
    It ain't gonna rain no more.
    But how in the hell, can the Druid tell
    that it ain't gonna rain no more?
  2. The Cleric tried to heal his friend
    to save her from the grave.
    But he had used all his spell slots
    so all he did was wave.
  3. The Wizard tried to teleport
    to skip the dungeon’s slog.
    But he misread the ancient runes
    and turned into a frog.
  4. Some goblins charged with weapons raised,
    a hundred, maybe more.
    The Sorcerer grabbed her magic staff
    and smacked one to the floor.
  5. The Fighter tried to grab some gold
    from chests all full of loot.
    But she forgot to mimic check
    so now she's full of tooth.
  6. A door was masterfully locked,
    the Rogue knew what to do.
    But then a booming crash was heard:
    Barbarians lockpick too.
  7. The Monk, he tried to show off
    an acrobatic stunt.
    No one expressed amazement
    then everyone was stunned.
  8. A succubus came into town
    she's cute as a kitten
    The Paladin went to strike her
    but turned the one smitten
  9. This party has twelve members
    different classes side by side.
    But no one's picking Ranger
    so we're using Tasha's Guide.